Hobbies Hobbies are useless. I have pursuits.

Likes Anything that leaves very little to the imagination.

Dislikes Winter — the cold forces you to wear too many clothes!

Education My insatiable curiosity survived a formal education; it’s where I learned there is no cure for curiosity.

Favorite Color Any color that complements my skin tone.

Favorite Food Whatever fits the sticky and sweet bill.

Relationship Status I prefer to save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.