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Meet Candie

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"Growing-up is optional."

Our Candie declares no woman is ever over the hill, simply standing on top of it, admiring the magnificent view. This Southern belle is the self-proclaimed princess of sweet talk. She’s a girl who has everything (and two of the best things!); but a girl could always use more! Constantly on the lookout for a new plaything, Candie knows men come and go…but more often than not, come back for more. And they’re always welcomed back with open arms, as long as they remember the cardinal rule: Every day is Candie’s special day; and if age is a number, hers is most definitely unlisted.

Hobbies Posing in my birthday suit. Experimental cake baking. Practicing my blowing technique (for my candles, of course!).

Likes Frosting on my fingers. Surprise parties. Empty calories.

Dislikes Unwrapped presents. Health food. Cheapskates. Cubic Zirconia.

Education I learn from experience which means I’ll never graduate.

Favorite Color Candlelight

Favorite Food Birthday cake, double chocolate….with extra sprinkles

Relationship Status One birthday wish away from Mr. Right (or Mr. Right Now)

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